Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

This is a collection of wise and wacky words of advice from the bestselling and award-winning author of 'Why Eating Bogeys Is Good For You', Mitchell Symons. In this collection, Symons dispenses such quirky wisdom as not trusting a dog to watch your food, questioning the need for shampoo when real poo is free, avoiding putting both feet in your mouth at the same time to keep a leg to stand on, and resorting to getting odd if getting even does not work.